Tired of simply scarfing down your burger patties and dumping your tray in the garbage can? Add some fun to your meal! Introducing the Trash Burger. Try this the next time you're out at a fast food burger joint... Eat your food. This step is very important. If you do not eat your food, you will not have any trash, and thus, no Trash Burger. Lay one of your empty burger wrappers flat on your tray and pile your trash in the center of it. Your trash will typically consist of things like empty ketchup packets, those disgusting pickle slices you're too smart to eat, and the beard net of the stoner chef who made your sandwich. Note: Solid-colored burger wrappers work well, and those foil Dairy Queen wrappers are the best because you can't see through them. Fold the corners of your burger wrapper around the trash pile and mold it until it looks like a burger. Try your best to make it look like it did when you first unwr...
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