THE RATASS GAZETTE

Your Interbred-Prototype Has an Autocratic Libido and a Primate Fetish Extensive Psycho-Therapy caused Fervid Cannibalism And Premature Ejaculations My Narcissistic rebellion and Soviet Terminology Fascinated the Executioner Under Hypnosis with my monotone slur I uncoiled an Arrogant disposition… Exorcism An in depth Dissection of my Possession Was never cataloged formally All Documents were sealed or destroyed The Vengeful Doctor…Cognizant of my Twitching The Annihilation of the Hospital The Obligation was understood Commanded by the Claw A Shrunken-Head Dialogue About Narcotic Addiction made a Blood-Vessel Explode In My Head Hallucinations of Majesty In which I murdered the Analyst Left me feeling empty Agitated, Deranged and solving Geometry problems I seized the Tyrant, fueled by Amphetamines When the Caustic-Delectability Of Anti-Social Delirium Catapulted a Knife Into His Sternum…Spastic perfection Pleasure producing substances prohibit retardation...

By:  Brandon Schlong Written: 10/12-15, 2006 Fucked and Formatted: April/2013 rEUBENICKENOBICKLe The gentle crackle of the smoldering logs That lie deep in the fire-pit before me  Composes a faltering, off-beat melody That I cannot seem to recall. Under the influence of a steady wind (And a tropical storm that has darkened the Earth) The Netherworld Musicians quicken their pace. Ritualistic Jungle-Barbarians ward off all sources of Evil By unleashing their frenzied, systematic incantations  To the God of Energy. To pronounce this amoral God’s name One would have to remove one’s own colon And squeeze the organ from one end to the opposite. The slobbery, phlegmy noise that is spat  Out of the dripping, human bung-holder  Is the actual name. It is a name reserved for Immortals With all-enlightening powers. A guttural chant that suddenly And with absolute-focus-devotion to this Mutant-Mind-Voyeur Molecule-Vertigo-D...