Has a bad review ever deterred you from reading a book you had previously wanted to read? Let's find out! In this case, the book reviews are not only worthless, they're downright insulting. If you listen to our advice, you're clearly dumber than we thought. But hey... do whatever you want, idiot. Michael Connelly, The Brass Verdict (2008) - It's Michael Connelly. That pretty much sums it up. If you don't know exactly what I mean when I say that, you've probably got shit for brains. Dan Brown, The Lost Symbol (2009) - It's like Angels & Demons (2000) except a whole lot worse. It's good if you like shitty stories. It's a smart book if you're stupid. If you like easy puzzles and obvious endings, you'd like this book. Is that clear enough for you, pinhead? Dean Koontz, Winter Moon (1994) - Don't read it. Why? Because I said so, that's why. Why do you always have to rea...
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