THE RATASS GAZETTE

Here's a collection of ha-larious scenes from an episode of The Office (Season 5, Ep 13) called "The Stress Relief". "You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you." - Pure gold right here. The office attempts to learn CPR, but fails badly. In fact, the lesson results in Andy singing the Bee Gees while Kelly dances. I like how the rest of the employees just look on with amusement/apathy. The scene is full of funny bits. Favorite line... Dwight: "Ok, he's dead. Anyone know what we do next?" Classic! The Roast of Michael Scott - Probably one of the best all-time Office scenes. Michael set up a Comedy Central-style Roast so employees could poke fun at him, and it's nothing short of gut-busting. I think I like Dwight's roast the best. Enjoy! "Boom, Roasted!" - Here's the end of episode. Michael got his feelings hurt at his own roast, but now he's got some comebacks of his own. "Osc...

"Goodbye, Toby" - Here's a nice collection of scenes from The Office Season 4 finale where Michael sings "Goodbye, Toby" (set to the tune of " Goodbye, Stranger " by Supertramp). Michael really gets into it, and it cracks me up how apathetic the crowd is... except of course, for Dwight, who rocks it out. This is right after Michael reiterates to the crowd that he's the song (parody) writer who penned "Beers in Heaven" and "Total Eclipse of the Fart". Classic! "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be." - And, just for good measure, here's a great video compilation of a bunch of funny Michael vs. Toby moments from over the years. Michael's complete and utter disdain for all things Toby is comedy gold. I especially enjoy when Michael shoves Toby's lunch tray off the table and onto the floor (1:54), even though Toby is actually being really nice to him. Such a jerk move, and yet, so funny! ...

"Michael always sings the high harmony to Happy Birthday" - Some classic scenes from The Office (Season 4, Ep 7, "Survivor Man") in which we find out Michael Scott (Steve Carell) loves to, A) surprise his employees on their birthday, as seen here... ... and B) he always sings the high harmony to the Happy Birthday song, as seen below. Hilarious! This is definitely one of my favorite episodes, hope you enjoy the clips! 

"Don't mess with Colorado." - Remember when Steve Carell left The Office after nearly 7 full seasons and he was replaced by Will Ferrell? Well, you should, it was only last year. If you don't, you may want to see a doctor, because it really wasn't that long ago. Anyhoo, Ferrell appeared in four episodes that season and The Office has just not been the same since Carell departed. Without further ado, here is the scene where these two funnymen meet each other on the show. As you can guess, hilarity ensues. Enjoy!  

We love The Office here at the RATASS Gazette, and here is a look at some hilarious moments involving Andy "The Nard Dog" Bernard.  Enjoy! "How's the apartment hanging?" - Here is a fantastic clip where Andy and Jim are en route to a sales call.  It cracks me up how Andy tries to be so cool, riffing on global warming (" Today was supposed to be really cold, I bet. ") and whatnot.  Beer me! "You. Me. Bar. Beers. Buzzed." - This is one of my personal favorite bits from The Office .  Michael is sick of Andy sucking up to him and shoots him down pretty hard.  Gold!  "Country roads, take me home!" - In this classic scene, Andy and Dwight are both trying to impress new receptionist Erin.  Of course, the Nard Dog scores big points by singing perfect harmony.  Great stuff!