THE RATASS GAZETTE

Crazy the Wildman w/Dummyfreak Lily of the Valley Garden Terrace Plaza Arena Hick Creek, WI December 31, 2012 Vox: Crazy the Wildman Lead Guitar: Nectar Jigsaw Bass: Cig Lathe Keyboards: "Flamboyant" Freddy Mitrebox Drums:  Sammy "The Train-Wreck" Riphammer Addt'l Bass:  Terry Ladle Venue Capacity:   4,500 Crowd Attendance: 550 Time: 11:45 pm Rating:   90 stars, +4 Lightning, +4 Ice, +3 Fire From what I caught at the bar: "I'm gonna slow things dowwwnn-uuuuhhhh !" screamed Crazy the Wildman.   Crazy, who was visibly exhausted already after two songs, plopped down on his 'Gallagher-esque couch prop.'   "I'm gonna introduce y'all out there to the rest of the guys that make 'Crazy the Wildman w/Dummyfreak' rock so badly!" coughed Crazy. (Applause) "And by badly...I mean goodly!" (Thunderous Applause) "On lead guitar...I said leeeeeeeed guitar, we've got the phil...

Crazy the Wildman  W/Dummyfreak Vox : Crazy the Wildman Lead Guitar : Nectar Jigsaw Bass : Cig Lathe Keyboards : "Flamboyant" Freddy Mitrebox Drums : Sammy "The Trainwreck" Riphammer Addt'l Bass : Terry Ladle (Interviewed by: Brandon Schlong)      (Tape Begins) Brandon Schlong:  (Wisconsin sounding) So, do you think about dying, ever? Crazy the Wildman:  (In a boorish, Cockney accent) Well, you see...to me...dying is like...uh, a part of religion, right?  Right.  Dying is like, a part  of the end of my mortal being.  And, thinking about religion makes me think of where we came from, or rather...uh, the way I  think about it is more...uh, like...instead of where we came from...right.  It's like, where are we going? What are we going to evolve into?  What galaxy  are we... Brandon Schlong:   I'm just gonna cut you off right there.  I know you're a rock-star and you're just waiting  ...