1) Woke Up In A Corn-Bin 2) Wiener Caught In Elevator Door 3) Michael J. Fox Car-Hood Slide Into Side Of Building 4) Trapped In Washing Machine 5) Fainted Back wards At Top Of Staircase 6) Lung Crys talliz ation/Perforated Septum 7) Lightbulb Fused To Scrotum 8) Flipped Lawnmower 9) Pinned Between Toilet And Wall 10) Had Seizure When Using Microwave 11) Depressed After Waving To Crossing Guard 12) Was Second Day Of Job
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