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2013 Biggest Ass-Kicker
w/Skinniest Arms Award

 (AKA Steve Wilkos Trophy)
  
   Corey Lipper, 48  
   Beaver Dam, WI
   6'4"  290lbs  12" Biceps

    Signature Move:  Double-Fisted-Jump-Kick
   Signature Line:  "Anybody else gonna fuck w'me?"
   Signature Drink:  Old Style in a can
   
   Personal Credo: If ya fuck with her, yer fuckin' with me.
   
   Hobbies:  Wood Choppin', Wood Haulin', Wood Pilin', Wood Burnin'

    Favorite Holiday:  Goddamn Fourth of July

   Favorite Movie:  Born on the Goddamn Fourth of July
   
   Corey Lipper's 2012 Stats:

   - 93 Fist Clubbings
   - 79 Aggressive Chest Pushes 
   - 70 Bar Stool Throwings
   - 66 Kettle Drummings
   - 62 Windpipe Stompings
   - 57 Spine Rakers
   - 51 Stripper Birthday Presents
   - 48 Lesson Teachers
   - 45 Gut Punches
   - 40 Chokeholds
   - 35 Fucker-Uppers
   - 31 Elbows to the Head
   - 30 Multi-Person Tackles
   - 24 Head Slammings
   - 19 Female Head Slammings
   - 15 Reggie Roby's to the Face
   -   9 Tire Ironings
   -   4 Revenge Beatings
   -   2 Nutsack Speed-Baggings
   -   1 Gorilla Slam
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