Rank These Curtis Armstrong Movies: __ Risky Business __ Revenge of the Nerds __ Better Off Dead __ One Crazy Summer __ Revenge of the Nerds II Known Brandon Schlong Aliases: - Harold Schlafli - Harold Richard Baker - Bob Donovan - Luigi Ponderosa - Rudy Bagelman - Maurice Lester - Tarkin Kott - Bird Billson - Ricky French What Is Your Favorite Brandon Schlong Dance Move? 1) The Super-Slow Running Man 2) The Checkerboard (AKA The Jiggler) 3) The Uncle Jim 4) The Burger Dance Do You Agree That Trick Questions Are For Shit? A) Emerald B) Sapphire C) Ruby D) Garnet Do This Right Now: Count to ten as fast as you can, using your best James Hetfield voice on the number ten. Failed RATASS Gazette Business Ventures: + Morning Dump Energy-Lax + 45 Degree Angle Shelves + 1-Sided Dice Answer Key: * In order to get a Mantra you must speak Sanskrit.
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