2013 Biggest Ass-Kicker w/Skinniest Arms Award (AKA Steve Wilkos Trophy) Corey Lipper, 48 Beaver Dam, WI 6'4" 290lbs 12" Biceps Signature Move: Double-Fisted-Jump-Kick Signature Line: "Anybody else gonna fuck w'me ?" Signature Drink: Old Style in a can Personal Credo: If ya fuck with her, yer fuckin' with me. Hobbies: Wood Choppin', Wood Haulin', Wood Pilin', Wood Burnin' Favorite Holiday: Goddamn Fourth of July Favorite Movie: Born on the Goddamn Fourth of July Corey Lipper's 2012 Stats: - 93 Fist Clubbings - 79 Aggressive Chest Pushes - 70 Bar Stool Throwings - 66 Kettle Drummings - 62 Windpipe Stompings ...
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