THE RATASS GAZETTE

"You're a fascinating man, George Costanza." - Classic stuff here from Seinfeld (Season 3, Ep 7, "The Cafe"). George tells Jerry he's been lying about his IQ for years, and now his girlfriend is making him take the test. So he cheats and has Elaine take it for him... RANDOM THOUGHTS ... The scene cracks me up! Watching George try to keep this lie going is hilarious. I like how he tries to play it off like she's the one asking stupid questions. "Where do you think I got the coffee? At the grocery store." And my favorite, "Why would I go out the door? The window's right here."

I can't stand it when rock bands or hard rock bands release a new album with no album name. It's "untitled," they say. Just make something up! And if you can't make something up, just use one of these. They're all perfectly good titles for a rock album, because no one really cares what you call it, as long as you call it something! The Chicken Farm Adventure Whales & Snails Beet Box O'Brien and Murphy Slander the Heard Ironspire Odyssey No Way Station Implosion Reality Wicked Far Neckbreaker Glad I'm Not Here Rover Comes Over No Shit, Sherlock Rain on Your Dumb Parade Frankie Goes to Hell Jart Through the Heart Start at the End Listen, Lenny Double Dare You Soaring Below It Tip: Just use something about outer space.  Perfect for hard rock or "thinking man's" bands. Even if it just  sounds  like it's about space, it'll work... Crystal Clear Darkness 44 Days Without the Sun Milky Way Rock Io Omega L