You were wrong Every one of you And we all know it Yes...oh, yes... My hands are wet The soap got them clean...yes, it did Yes, it Goddamn did You didn't want the soap to clean them You wanted the soap to do nothing Because you wanted to blame the Corporations For deliberately burglarizing the American Consumers But, the liquid, dish-soap delivered as promised...no? And this towel...this greasy, fucking towel " Hell-Cloth !", I shriek to an empty apartment "Only the He-Goat would dare deceive me !" "Yes, I will !" " Yes, I fucking wiiiiiiiiiiiilllll !" I scream. Of course, the door is locked I am looking at the grease-soaked, Goddamn counter-top! All the Goddamn, greasy counter-tops I have wiped off with this Rag of Lucifer's Corruption ! I can actually see myself wiping the coagulated Burger-Oils from The faux-wood surface in front of me This fucking towel ...this Menace ! I haven't washed this towel ...
(now known as The Riverside Times)