THE RATASS GAZETTE

Your Interbred-Prototype Has an Autocratic Libido and a Primate Fetish Extensive Psycho-Therapy caused Fervid Cannibalism And Premature Ejaculations My Narcissistic rebellion and Soviet Terminology Fascinated the Executioner Under Hypnosis with my monotone slur I uncoiled an Arrogant disposition… Exorcism An in depth Dissection of my Possession Was never cataloged formally All Documents were sealed or destroyed The Vengeful Doctor…Cognizant of my Twitching The Annihilation of the Hospital The Obligation was understood Commanded by the Claw A Shrunken-Head Dialogue About Narcotic Addiction made a Blood-Vessel Explode In My Head Hallucinations of Majesty In which I murdered the Analyst Left me feeling empty Agitated, Deranged and solving Geometry problems I seized the Tyrant, fueled by Amphetamines When the Caustic-Delectability Of Anti-Social Delirium Catapulted a Knife Into His Sternum…Spastic perfection Pleasure producing substances prohibit retardation

  1) Screaming Into The Face Of Evil   2) Driving With My Eyes Closed   3) Diminutive Mountain-Top Screaming Man   4) Ritchie Blackmore Calls The Shots, Ronnie   5) Lil' Stinker   6) Cartwheeling Down The Stairs   7) Baby Shakin' Boogie   8) A Nice Quiet Chat With Ron   9) Bog-Land Bob And The Squeegie Boards 10) Heaven And Heaven 11) Anthony, Terence, Vincent and Ronald

"You think I don't know what breaks my fridge?" - Season 6, Ep 19, "The One With Joey's Fridge"  RANDOM THOUGHTS ... My general rule of thumb with Friends is this... Seasons 1-3: Gold; Seasons 4-10: Hit or miss.  "The One With Joey's Fridge"  is from Season 6 and it's not just a hit, it's a grand friggin' slam. Hilarious episode. Complete with Spanish subtitles! De nada. 

Green Day - Missing You (Live) - 2013   RANDOM THOUGHTS...  "Missing You" is my favorite song on Tre!  and this is an excellent live performance of it at the Rock am Ring festival in Germany on June 9, 2013. They were the headliners on the final day of the music-fest, and judging by this performance (plus other clips I've seen) and their 26-song setlist that day, it sounds like it was an awesome show. Rock am Ring takes place annually at the Nurburgring racetrack, and if I were to reckon, I'd say there's about 30,000-50,000 people in the crowd (just eyeballing it).  ... Top-notch performance by the entire band here, they really sound great live. Billie's voice sounds strong, Mike is spot-on with the bass and back-up vox, and Tre really kills it on the skins. It's great to see they're still out there rocking and playing this excellent music. Best rock band on the planet!  ... One of the reasons I like the Green Day Trilogy so much is because

Amazing Spider-Man #280 RANDOM THOUGHTS... Dude, this is a phenomenal issue. Spidey faces off against the Sinister Syndicate , a gang of bad guys featuring the Beetle , Boomerang , and the Rhino , among others. These guys are fucking awesome. ... The Rhino (1st-appearance: Amazing Spider-Man #41 ) is one of my all-time favorite Spider-Man villans. His rhinoceros-like armor is literally grafted into his very being. ... Boomerang is cool because he's an Australian-born former major league baseball pitcher (in the Marvel Universe, obviously) who now fights the good guys with kick-ass weapons like Shatterangs, Gasarangs, and Screamerangs. In other words, he's living the exact life I dreamed of when I was a kid, right down to the  Screamerangs   ... The Beetle was the leader of the Sinister Syndicate, but he didn't really have any super-powers. He was basically just a disgruntled aircraft mechanic with a really cool suit of armor. ...  Speed Demon was also in the Syndicat