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2013 Ms. Rosarita Award:
Most Flatulent Vagina

    Debbie Krenshaw, 35
   Tree Branch, WI
   Ht: 5'4" 
   Wt: 85 kg

    Measurements: 34"-46"-28"

    Top Cause of Flatulence: Going from sitting to standing 

    Perfect Day: "Pilates by myself and drivin' with the window's down."
   
   Favorite Show: "The Monica Gellar Show"
   Favorite Song:  "Headed For The Future" by: Neil Diamond
   Favorite Book:  "Ropin' Him In (How To Get Your Man To Stay)" 
                             by: Dale Burger

    Notable Achievements:

    - 14 hiccuping bend-overs on a first date (7/4/94 Gunner's Hill, WI)
   - 17-inch blue-jean skid-mark (12/31/12 Hick Creek, WI)

    Debbie Krenshaw's 2012 Stats:

    - 88 Pip-Squeaks
   - 86 Rippers
   - 80 Horn Honkers
   - 79 Hand Warmers
   - 71 Snake Charmers
   - 68 Crinklers
   - 65 Sprinklers
   - 62 Boner Shrinkers
   - 57 Doorway Dandies
   - 52 Oriental Whispers
   - 44 Smiling Porcupines
   - 43 Breakfast Fireballs
   - 37 Limber Dimples
   - 32 Saucy Wagon-Wheels
   - 29 Church Gurglers
   - 25 Welcome to Ottawa's
   - 22 Mattress Inflators 
   - 16 Onion Clouds
   - 13 Tampon Spritzers
   - 11 Milk Bubbles
   - 08 Vapor Pistols
   - 05 Slow-Dance Sneezers
   - 04 Talking Potato-Peelers
   - 02 Rugroden Marriage Proposals
   - 01 Salvadorian Dinner-Bell
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