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The RATASS Gazette Personality Quiz: Brandon Schlong Edition Part II

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Rank These Curtis Armstrong Movies:

 __ Risky Business
__ Revenge of the Nerds
__ Better Off Dead
__ One Crazy Summer
__ Revenge of the Nerds II

 Known Brandon Schlong Aliases: 

 - Harold Schlafli
- Harold Richard Baker
- Bob Donovan
- Luigi Ponderosa
- Rudy Bagelman
- Maurice Lester
- Tarkin Kott
- Bird Billson
- Ricky French

 What Is Your Favorite Brandon Schlong Dance Move? 

 1) The Super-Slow Running Man
2) The Checkerboard (AKA The Jiggler)
3) The Uncle Jim
4) The Burger Dance

 Do You Agree That Trick Questions Are For Shit? 

 A) Emerald
B) Sapphire 
C) Ruby 
D) Garnet 

 Do This Right Now: 

 Count to ten as fast as you can, using your best 
James Hetfield voice on the number ten. 

 Failed RATASS Gazette Business Ventures: 

 + Morning Dump Energy-Lax
+ 45 Degree Angle Shelves
+ 1-Sided Dice 

 Answer Key:

 * In order to get a Mantra you must speak Sanskrit. 
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