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51 Suggestions for Rock Bands Looking for Album Titles

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I can't stand it when rock bands or hard rock bands release a new album with no album name. It's "untitled," they say. Just make something up! And if you can't make something up, just use one of these. They're all perfectly good titles for a rock album, because no one really cares what you call it, as long as you call it something!

 The Chicken Farm Adventure
Whales & Snails
Beet Box
O'Brien and Murphy
Slander the Heard
Ironspire Odyssey
No Way Station
Implosion Reality
Wicked Far
Neckbreaker

 Glad I'm Not Here
Rover Comes Over
No Shit, Sherlock
Rain on Your Dumb Parade
Frankie Goes to Hell
Jart Through the Heart
Start at the End
Listen, Lenny
Double Dare You
Soaring Below It

 Tip: Just use something about outer space. Perfect for hard rock or "thinking man's" bands. Even if it just sounds like it's about space, it'll work...

 Crystal Clear Darkness
44 Days Without the Sun
Milky Way Rock
Io Omega
Lars
Out of Space, Out of Mind
Bleeding Moons
Inner Space, Inner Mind
Saturn, Can You Hear Me
Nevermoon

 Crazy on Mars
My Soul, The Wolf, and the Sun Are One
Neptune, We Meet Again
Nons Beyonds
The Sun Can't Help You Now
Infinite Life Undone
Pluto, I Should Have Known
2112: Life on Ganymede
The Ganymede Experiment
Ganymede Earth

 ** Note: Pretty much anything involving Ganymede, Io, or any other moon of Jupiter is good.

 Tip: When all else fails, just talk about rock, rocking, or wanting to fucking rock...

 Beware of the Rock
If You Ain't Rockin' I'm Leavin'
Rock Rules
The Remedy of Rock
Me, Myself, and Rock
Rock Down
Together We Rock
Fuck You, Just Rock
The Good, The Bad, and the Rock
Rock Til You Rock
Fucking Rock It

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